Blonde Jokes are gay because they are so old.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in(on):

A ditch? Phil
The Ocean? Bob
a wall? Art
in front of a door? Matt



How does a duck fly without wings?

IT TAKES A PLANE!!!!!!

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other
EILEEN!

The racist one (no harm meant)

There were two white guys driving a pickup truck full of bowling balls to get them cleaned because they owned a bowling alley. Along the way he saw a black guy with a bike hitch hiking; the white dudes tell the black dude that he should hop in the back with the bike and bowling balls. Further down the road there was another black guy hitch hiking, the white guys stop and the black guy hops in back. Further down the road a statey pulls over the white guys' pickup and as he's walking to the cab notices the black guys and the bike and bowling balls in the back; at that he runs back to his cruiser and calls in, "Officer needs backup; I pulled over a man smuggling black eggs; two hatched and they already stole a bike!"

Kinda long I know