NOTE: If you are the type easily offended by racist jokes, do not read on.

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak!

2 blondes are driving to Disneyland and they see a sign that says "Disneyland Left" so they go home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter a swimming race. The race organizer tells them that they have to swim a mile doing the breaststroke. They begin. After about 10 minutes, the brunette finishes. After 30 minutes, the redhead finishes. About 2 hours later, the blonde floats across the finish line, completely exhausted. She makes her way to the referee, and says "I don't mean to be a tattletale, but I think she used her arms."

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