Well, I don't believe in football (or any known sport) you torment, attack, and kill the opponent for the short life that they get to have. Perhaps Hannibal Lector plays this way, but the rest of the world does not.
Seriously, Derek, you aren't funny. Eat all the fucking meat you want but you don't have to be so arrogant about it.
Ahh, and if only I believed in God... that would make your cute razor blade argument better. (Maybe God wants Tigers to eat you? Your blood is neither poisonous and you have no razor blades on your back.)