How do they put me as innecent, because I selected my idea of a good time is torturing puppies. Somehow they pictured me having a puppy in my hands smiling like a pansy

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I am not gonna say anything stupid today- Matrix
Playing Vice City and masturbating make up most of my life- Ehvlt
I have man-boobs- The Big Nerd
F*ck that man, I'd rather get in your panties instead- Ehvlt
I was just masturbating...back now.- Matrix
I'd say something, but I'm not very bright.- mrbigggshot