Well, once i was at the theater and i had to piss, so i walk in there unzip, some retarded guy (seriously he was retarded) came up and started pissing beside me, then he was staring at me and started talking to me about the 101 dalmations lol. The guy was like in his 30's.

Oh and once at a texas rangers game. some kid i know got pushed while he was peeing so he turned around and pissed all over everyone lol.

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