I swear whoever thought of this call is retarded. Anyways this sales guy calls and hes like


"Hello sir we will be leaving a pamphlet on your door, and we would like to ask do you keep a dog in the front yard?"

me: "Uhh what the hell, yes i keep a dog in the front yard where it is open, instead of the back where it is closed and private to keep away people like you"

him:"Well you will need to take the dog out of the front yard when we pave your driveway"

me:" What the hell, who said you were paving my driveway?"

him:"Well we will be if you pay us a very low price, on a special offer we have"

me: hang up


wtf? thats the worst advertising ever