Oh man, the shit I do in stores..... oh man.....
Well actually it was my friend. He shit in the middle of an isle in wal mart. I jumped in a fountain at a mall and nearly got arrested for it, I booted it the fuck outta there because the tried to hold me in the mall so they could call the cops. Lets see. My friend jumped over one of those short dividers at mcdonalds and knocked over a table. There was no one sitting at that table though. We did the shoppingcart thing from jackass inside the mall. Im sure there is more, i just brain dead right now
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