Bill Clinton

Last winter Bill Clinton was going for his jog when he noticed "Die Bill Clinton, Die" written in urine in the snow.

He asked the Secret Service to analyze it.

The Secret Service said that they had good news and they had bad news.

Bill said, "Give me the good news first."

"The good news is that it was Al Gores urine."

"What!", he exclaimed, "If that is the Good news, then what could be the bad?"

They replied "It was Hillary's hand writing."

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