One of my friends was IMing about helping her make some kind of a story...here is the IM (part of it)

aLiCeInUbErLaNd: my bro wants me to write a story about elven tribes..
Auto response from HybridPainKiller: I have turned myself into text form and I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: he gave me the nasic storyline that his friend made
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: but I don't know where to start
HybridPainKiller: back
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: okay
HybridPainKiller: story about 11 tribes?
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: and, yes me
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: no..
HybridPainKiller: ?
HybridPainKiller: great, now I
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: elfs
HybridPainKiller: ....
HybridPainKiller: am confused
HybridPainKiller: ok...
HybridPainKiller: elf people!
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: yes!
HybridPainKiller: elven...looks just like eleven
HybridPainKiller: dammit!
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: I have the basic storyline thingy, but I don't know where to start
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: yes
HybridPainKiller: umm...evil thingy destroying the earth?
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: no,no,no
HybridPainKiller: that was a suggestion
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: it's about 3 elven clans..
HybridPainKiller: for the start
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: ..it says that..
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: the Mystics (Magic/religous), the brute clans(um...they're kinda like big dwarfs), and the derelicts (Mysterious elves)
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: all live together, and then the mystics and the brute clans go to war
HybridPainKiller: ...sounds kind of lame
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: then, some mages from the mystics' clan created this portal and sealed all the brute clans away
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: then about five millenia later, the brute clans start appearing again
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: "They have come for revenge, but do they have the power to take it?"
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: ....I think my problem is I have no interest...
HybridPainKiller: I don't have interest for it already
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: ..........me neither
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: so how do I make a good story out of it..?
HybridPainKiller: you sure you want my idea of a good story?
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: sure....why not...
HybridPainKiller: lol, ok...
HybridPainKiller: The brute tribes are a bunch of time-traveling aliens from a dimension known as "qwerty" and they serve the might god "Zyord"
HybridPainKiller: they have come to conquer all planets in the universe in order to devour them, which give Zyord power
HybridPainKiller: after Zyord is at full strength, they will all go to paradise (heaven)
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: wow
HybridPainKiller: where they have Hawaiian Fridays and Toga Parties
HybridPainKiller: Oh, and somewhere in there, there is a talking pie and Jesus in crab form
aLiCeInUbErLaNd: your a ****ing genius, Brandon
HybridPainKiller: lol

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