Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
I seemed to have destroyed my own base
