This is the transcript of a chat that we (Me, Dwhitten, Bryan aka Ehvlt and The Big N) had a few weeks ago. I thought I would post it now.
Bryan : Bryan aka Ehvlt
David : Dwhitten1023
Our Final Hour : The Big N
Matrix. : Matrix

You might find some part of this transcript being offensive, so I suggest you that if you are one of those person who gets offended by almost everything, dont read it.

Its a long convo....but it will get you rolling on the floor laughing your ass off

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Matrix. says:
Bryan
Matrix. says:
you there?
Our Final Hour says:
....
Matrix. says:
Naw, I think I pissed him off
Matrix. says:
BRA YAN
Matrix. says:
BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA
bryan says:
wgat?!
Our Final Hour says:
bra?
bryan says:
what?!
Our Final Hour says:
I know what that is
Matrix. says:
YAN YAN YAN YAN YAN YAN YAN YAN YAN
Matrix. says:
lmfao
bryan says:
... lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
a bra right?
Matrix. says:
Our mikey grown up!
Matrix. says:
*has
Matrix. says:
What is a bra?
Matrix. says:
Who wears it?
Matrix. says:
why?
Our Final Hour says:
it's something that woman wear
bryan says:
How do you know?
Matrix. says:
men doesnt?
Matrix. says:
yah
Matrix. says:
how do you know?
Our Final Hour says:
no they're not supposed to
Our Final Hour says:
it's for women
bryan says:
How do you know?
bryan says:
And how did you come to that conclusion?
Our Final Hour says:
because stores only make them FOR women
Our Final Hour says:
you can't purchase a man bra
bryan says:
Stores make them?
Matrix. says:
why not?
bryan says:
Hmm.. very very interesting.
Matrix. says:
ya
Our Final Hour says:
because.............
Our Final Hour says:
because..........

David has been added to the conversation.

bryan says:
You have an excuse?
bryan says:
Are you stalling?
Our Final Hour says:
men don't have sagging breasts like men do
bryan says:
C'mon man, answer the question.
Our Final Hour says:
they need support
Our Final Hour says:
okay?!
bryan says:
lmao
Matrix. says:
Some do
Matrix. says:
I heard you do
Matrix. says:
or somthin
bryan says:
men dont have sagging breasts like men do?!
bryan says:
HOLY ****ING ****!
Matrix. says:
what support?
David says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
men don't have sagging breasts like women
Matrix. says:
Lmfao
bryan says:
HOLY **** MAN! I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY!!111
Matrix. says:
Same here!
bryan says:
I do....
bryan says:

Our Final Hour says:
.....
Matrix. says:
MIKEY IS GOD
Our Final Hour says:
then you're not a man
David says:
Mike you should be a doctor
Matrix. says:
YAh
bryan says:
YES I AM! I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
Matrix. says:
A Bra doctor
Our Final Hour says:
a salesman?
Our Final Hour says:
a bra salesman?
Our Final Hour says:
no way
David says:
sure!!!!!!!
bryan says:
SHUT THE **** UP JUNKIE
bryan says:
Now listen to me
bryan says:
You are behind a facade of wealth and man-boobs.
Our Final Hour says:
what now
bryan says:
SO... stfu!
Our Final Hour says:
I'm not rich.........
bryan says:
lmao
Our Final Hour says:
or have man-boobs
Matrix. says:
LMFAO
bryan says:
YES YOU DO GODDAMN YOU!
Matrix. says:
YOU DO
David says:
So how did you guys come to the topic of discussion of Mike having breast?
bryan says:
Our Final Hour says:
bra?
bryan says:
what?!
Our Final Hour says:
I know what that is
Our Final Hour says:
Bryan started it
Matrix. says:
When we rememberd about you
Matrix. says:
I mean we were talking
Matrix. says:
then Suddenly
Matrix. says:
we thought about you
Matrix. says:
and the topic came dave
bryan says:
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs

Matrix. says:
LMFAO!
David says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
I didn't ay that!
bryan says:
HOLY ****!
Matrix. says:
Is that true?
Matrix. says:
OMFG
Our Final Hour says:
no
Matrix. says:
goin in my sig
Our Final Hour says:
he just edited it
David says:
I'm putting that in my sig
Our Final Hour says:
NO!
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs

David says:
holy ****
Our Final Hour says:
c'mon youguys already have enough of my comments in there
Matrix. says:
ROTFFLMFAO
Matrix. says:
I dont
Matrix. says:
I had none
Matrix. says:
Holy ****
Our Final Hour says:
bryan edited it!
Our Final Hour says:
see?
Matrix. says:
I am eating ice -cream
bryan says:
no i didnt
Matrix. says:
and I dropped it on the floore
Our Final Hour says:
Bryan says:
I have man-boobs!
Matrix. says:
*floor
David says:
So mikey when did you start to develope your little friends?
Matrix. says:
That is not true
Matrix. says:
LMFAO @ DAVE
Our Final Hour says:
I didn'tsay that!
Matrix. says:
ROTFFLMFAO AOVTW
Matrix. says:
David says:
So mikey when did you start to develope your little friends?

Best IM ever!
Matrix. says:
lol
David says:
Mikey its ok bro just let it all out
Our Final Hour says:
it's not funny
Matrix. says:
LMFAO
Matrix. says:
STOP THIS **** DAVE
Matrix. says:
I am seriously
Matrix. says:
rollin on the floor
bryan says:
hhaha.. ok, so why are we here?
Matrix. says:
Dont know
Our Final Hour says:
........
Matrix. says:
may be we are the no lives people
David says:
Mikey..........
David says:
Talk to me holms
Our Final Hour says:
WHAT?
bryan says:
you heard him bro
David says:
So do you use a training bra?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
no bra at all
Our Final Hour says:
you do
David says:
Mikey I don't have man boobs
Matrix. says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
neither do i
Our Final Hour says:
so there
David says:
Denial is the first step
Matrix. says:
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs

Our Final Hour says:
I NEVER SAID THAT!
Matrix. says:
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs
bryan says:
Our final hour did...
Matrix. says:
Our Final Hour says:
i have man-boobs
Our Final Hour says:
i know I didn't
Matrix. says:
Mike, do you know what period is?
bryan says:
are you so sure?
Our Final Hour says:
yes
Our Final Hour says:
very sure
Matrix. says:
What?
bryan says:
Very sure?
David says:
lmfao
Matrix. says:
lmfao!
bryan says:
Are you sure about that?
David says:
very sure
Our Final Hour says:
about what?
Matrix. says:
Period
bryan says:
Or.. very sure about that?
Our Final Hour says:
what about periods?
Our Final Hour says:
like at school?
Our Final Hour says:
periods 1-7?
David says:
lmfao
Matrix. says:
lmfao
bryan says:
Are you very sure that you are very sure that you aren't lactating with your man-boobs and having periods?
David says:
*wipes eyes*
Our Final Hour says:
.......
Matrix. says:
*wipes eyes*
Our Final Hour says:
lactating?
bryan says:
1-7 depending on school?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Matrix. says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
7 periods in a day
Matrix. says:
Notice the 7
Matrix. says:
!!!!!!!!11
bryan says:
****!
Our Final Hour says:
it's a rotation
bryan says:
lmmfo
Matrix. says:
LMFAO
David says:
lol
Our Final Hour says:
no everyon has 7 but it's in differnt order
Matrix. says:
so goin in my sig
Matrix. says:
!!!!!!!!!!!
Our Final Hour says:
the subjects are differnt
bryan says:
i dont...
bryan says:
lmfao
bryan says:
yeah, i know that
Our Final Hour says:
yes
bryan says:
my girlfriend seemed to have that problem...
bryan says:
7 periods in a day about different things...
Matrix. says:
!
David says:
Mikey how old are you?
bryan says:
Yeah, common problem man
Our Final Hour says:
c'mon don't put anything in your signature of my comments anymore
David says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
indeed
bryan says:
So tell me again about this rotation of periods about different subjects...
Our Final Hour says:
there's 7 subjects
bryan says:
I missed that part
bryan says:
So you're a slut?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
you are
bryan says:
LMAO
bryan says:
NICE
]David says:
Mikey how big are your man-boobs?
Our Final Hour says:
you're pig wife is a slut
David says:
lmfao
bryan says:
I'm not married...
bryan says:
but lmfao
David says:
yeah bryan your pig wife!!!!!!!!
Matrix. says:
lmfao
bryan says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
....
David says:
Mikey are you hurting inside?
Our Final Hour says:
at least I don't slut three pig wives all in one messy muddy troth
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
I feel fine
bryan says:
what?
David says:
lmfao
bryan says:
that makes no sense man...
bryan says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
it does
Our Final Hour says:
you have a threesome with three slutty pigs
bryan says:
Could you record that and send it to me?
David says:
Our Final Hour says:
at least I don't slut three pig wives all in one messy muddy troth

Our Final Hour says:
all wives too
David says:
thats going in my sig
Our Final Hour says:
nod
Our Final Hour says:
don't
bryan says:
take out the don't...
bryan says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
don't
bryan says:
see? he agrees
Matrix. says:
Man
Our Final Hour says:
don' put it in
David says:
lmfao
bryan says:
ohh..
Matrix. says:
Are you feeling fine mike?
Our Final Hour says:
it would look stupid
Our Final Hour says:
no
bryan says:
make who look stupid?
Our Final Hour says:
yourself
bryan says:
ME?
Our Final Hour says:
yes
Our Final Hour says:
definitely
bryan says:
Why would dave putting that in his sig make me look stupid?
David says:
Right now Mikey playing with his man-boobs
Our Final Hour says:
How do you know?
bryan says:
Don't blame him..
Matrix. says:
lmfao
Matrix. says:
yah
[color=red]Our Final Hour says:
I, unlike you three, wear a shirt
Our Final Hour says:
at home
Matrix. says:
!
Matrix. says:
No bra?
Matrix. says:
Too bouncy?
bryan says:
I'm wearing a shirt and a jacket
Matrix. says:
or no bounce at all?
Our Final Hour says:
no
David says:
Ouch Mikey that cut deep bro
Our Final Hour says:
there's just nothing
bryan says:
my system of a down shirt and my leather jacket
Our Final Hour says:
no bra
Our Final Hour says:
or boobs[color=red]
Matrix. says:
What about vagaina?
Matrix. says:
do you have it?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
no
bryan says:
No?
Matrix. says:
c'mmon
Matrix. says:
admit it
bryan says:
What do you have?
David says:
Mikey has applied to work at hooters
Our Final Hour says:
what you three have.......
Matrix. says:
LMFAO @ DAVE
bryan says:
You'd like to assume what we have...
Our Final Hour says:
it's a willywacker right?
bryan says:
But I'm not sure.. for all you know we could be chicks.
bryan says:
willywacker?
Our Final Hour says:
no
bryan says:
wtfh
Our Final Hour says:
you aren't
Our Final Hour says:
ya know
bryan says:
I'm not? How do you know?
Our Final Hour says:
twig and berries
bryan says:
PENIS IS A BAD WORD!
Matrix. says:
Mike, do you have your nipples pierced?
Our Final Hour says:
yes
bryan says:
COCK IS A BAD WORD!
Our Final Hour says:
no
Matrix. says:
'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. says:
Mike, do you have your nipples pierced?
Our Final Hour says:
yes

bryan says:
DICK IS A BAD WORD! IT'S TOO PERSONAL TO SAY DICK!
Matrix. says:
LMFAO!
Matrix. says:
Nvm
bryan says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
no I don't
David says:
Penis is of Satan
Our Final Hour says:
you typed faster than me so I messgae was in the wrong place
bryan says:
you said yes
Our Final Hour says:
it was supposed to be before
bryan says:
before what?
bryan says:
mankind?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
the message
David says:
Mikey how is your relationship with xero going?
Our Final Hour says:
I don't
Matrix. says:
interesting
bryan says:
yes, the message about nipple piercing
Matrix. says:
but dave
Matrix. says:
I thought about posting this on GG
Our Final Hour says:
no, the message about penis being a bad word
Matrix. says:
Xero might get pissed
Matrix. says:
lol
Our Final Hour says:
I agreed
Matrix. says:
Penis is a bad word?
bryan says:
She's already pissed..
Our Final Hour says:
no don't
Matrix. says:
Is Penis a bad word?
bryan says:
DAMN, my science teacher is such a bad man for teaching us about anatomy!
Matrix. says:
Yah
David says:
Mikey how could we possibly make your reputation any worse?
bryan says:
PENIS! PENIS!
Our Final Hour says:
........'
Our Final Hour says:
okay
bryan says:
We could say that he hangs around you...
bryan says:
hahaha
Matrix. says:
Thats why Mike collects "pennies"
David says:
lmfao
Our Final Hour says:
pennies are cool
bryan says:
Cant spell pennies without penis..
Our Final Hour says:
broze
Our Final Hour says:
anjd worth 1 cent
Matrix. says:
So that he can say, PEOPLE, I HAVE PENNIS (sounds like penies)
bryan says:
they are a copper alloy actually..
Our Final Hour says:
penies are cool
Our Final Hour says:
I like cooper
David says:
that sounds sorta sexy
Matrix. says:
Our Final Hour says:
penis are cool
bryan says:
cooper?
Our Final Hour says:
pennies
bryan says:
is that your b/f?
bryan says:
or just your crush?
Our Final Hour says:
NO
bryan says:
No?
Our Final Hour says:
IT'S NOT
Our Final Hour says:
GAYLORD
bryan says:
OH.. ok
David says:
lmfao
bryan says:
I'll take your word for it
bryan says:
gaylord, eh?
bryan says:
oh...
Our Final Hour says:
yes
bryan says:
lmao..
Our Final Hour says:
exactly what you are
bryan says:
how ironic
Our Final Hour says:
sometimes
David says:
Mikey masterbates to Richard Simmons everynight
Our Final Hour says:
.......
Our Final Hour says:
most of the time
bryan says:
LMFAO!
Our Final Hour says:
DAMN!
Our Final Hour says:
wrong message again!
Matrix. says:
lmfao
bryan says:
Say "****"
Matrix. says:
ROTFFLMFAO
bryan says:
Say "****"
Our Final Hour says:
BlueLive says:
sometimes
bryan says:
how ironic
BlueLive says:
.......
BlueLive says:
most of the time
Matrix. says:
David says:
Mikey masterbates to Richard Simmons everynight
Our Final Hour says:
.......
Our Final Hour says:
most of the time
Matrix. says:
Goin in my sig
bryan says:
Say "**** you asshole cocksucking ******s!"
Our Final Hour says:
no it's supposed ot before
Our Final Hour says:
"**** you asshole cocksucking ******s!"

David has left the conversation.

bryan says:
c%p job
Our Final Hour says:
*Bryann's message)

David is already part of this conversation.

bryan says:
Yep..
bryan says:
That's what you should say
Our Final Hour says:
yes
Our Final Hour says:
don't put in sig
Our Final Hour says:
It's not what it seems
bryan says:
sure it isnt
bryan says:
i read what i read
Our Final Hour says:
but it went in the wrong order
Our Final Hour says:
I don't like to masturbate and I don't like peniuses!
Our Final Hour says:
got it?
bryan says:
sure you dont
Matrix. says:
You like to finger yourself?
bryan says:
In the ass?
Our Final Hour says:
no
Our Final Hour says:
that's sick
Matrix. says:
Note that your hand doesnt count as the cunt
bryan says:
Why not? Everyone does it!
Matrix. says:
YAh
Our Final Hour says:
noty me
Matrix. says:
its cool man

David is already part of this conversation.

Our Final Hour says:
then do it to bryan
Our Final Hour says:
if you like it so much
bryan says:
IT wouldnt be masturbation that way, coker
Our Final Hour says:
good thing dwhitten's not here
Our Final Hour says:
he'd make this worse
bryan says:
lol
Our Final Hour says:
he would
bryan says:
You have no idea
Matrix. says:
He would make what worse?
Matrix. says:
your pleasure?
Our Final Hour says:
no
bryan says:
...
Our Final Hour says:
the convo
Our Final Hour says:
lol
Our Final Hour says:
who could fine pleasure in that!
Our Final Hour says:
fine
Our Final Hour says:
find
Our Final Hour says:
dambnit
Our Final Hour says:
damnit
Our Final Hour says:
not again
bryan says:
....
bryan says:
ha ha ha ha
Our Final Hour says:
........
Our Final Hour says:
just don't invite david in here
Our Final Hour says:
otherwise he'd try to screw me
Our Final Hour says:
not good at all
bryan says:
In closing, you are a coked up pseudo-intellectual, shy, sorry little bastard! have a nice day!

bryan has left the conversation.

Our Final Hour says:
what a waste of a good chat
Matrix. says:
I am posting it on GG
Our Final Hour says:
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Our Final Hour says:
Please dont do that! You guys already have enough of my quotes in your sigs
Matrix. says:
But mike, Its funny man...people will love it!
Our Final Hour says:
No!! Please dont do that. It will make me look like a jackass :'(
Matrix. says:
Arright, I wont post it now, but I will post it someday...