Is if you go into a public restroom, just to piss. (I wouldn't **** in a public bathroom if my life depended on it) And you see a turd in the toilet. Piss on the toilet paper. Then do the same in all the other stalls.
If the ******s can't flush, they don't deserve to wipe.
This also works well at school
I mean the roll of toilet paper.. btw.