I thought this crap was pretty disgusting, but, seeing as all of you are greedy, perverted, disturbing indviduals, I'm guessing you will all want to take a looksee.

1) cover your stump before you hump
2) before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) dont be silly, protect your willy
4) when in doubt, shroud your spout
5) dont be a loner, cover your boner
6) you cant go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) if you're not gonna sack it, go home and whack it
8) if you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10) it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11) she wont get sick, if you wrap your dick
12) if you go into heat, package your meat
13) while you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) when you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15) especially in december, gift wrap your member
16) never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17) dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) the right selection will protect your erection
19) wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20) a crank with armor will never harm her
21) NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!!!

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bryan49449: ... And the only reason that you can still post is because you put the file back that you HACKED out on the old boards!
bryan49449: I guess you got BORED WITH THE TEMP'S EH?!
GMan5589: . . .
GMan5589: Haha.

Bryan's Words of Wisdom:
Big N: Teach me your ways of getting things in order, Bryan.
Bryan: Ok, this is what I would have done...
Bryan: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU BEST GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN GOOP OR I'LL SHOVE A FUCKING BUTCHER KNIFE UP YOUR FREQUENTLY PENETRATED ANUS!!!11
Bryan: See pupil? You must flow with the words...
Big N: This has been Bryan's Words of Wisdom.